| #1
I got turned away from a club on Friday night...
When we arrived, the bouncer explained to me and the woman I was with "Its a gay night tonight".
We just smiled and agreed, sure, whatever.
"No, you don't understand, its a gay night. Men only. No girls."
I got turned away from a club on Friday night... because I wasn't a man.
:o)
#2
Hours later, I'm using the mirror in the ladies loo of some pub when the cleaner walks... |